Friday, February 19, 2016

Why Iowa is Irrelevant

There is a massive media machine built to convince all of us that the Iowa Caucus is the holiest of holy holidays in the world of a political junkie like myself. This is mostly because the Caucus is the first time anybody gets to actually cast a vote for President of the United States in each election cycle. Admittedly, that's kind of a big deal.

Ever since I learned about the Iowa Caucus, the one burning question in my mind has always been thus: "Why does Iowa get to go first?" The answers are varied somewhat but they all essentially boil down to this: "Iowa is the most accurate cross-section of America and is a great predictor of Party Nomination winners."

The first part of this answer doesn't pass the smell test with me. Iowa an accurate cross-section of America? Really? Iowa is almost completely Rural. It doesn't have a particularly large population. It doesn't ever seem to matter in the general election. It is historically a swing state, yes, but its 6 electoral votes are rarely an attractive prize when there are much more populous swing states like Ohio and Indiana nearby. In fact, if there were any state that provided the best cross-section of America, it'd be Ohio. It bristles me to say that as a Michigan native, but the fact that no President has won without Ohio in over half a century is hard to argue with.

The second part of the pro-Iowa claim (that it predicts primary winners) takes some examination. So let's do that. Since the current arrangement with Iowa starting first began in 1972, the election results have been thus.

First, for the Democrats.

Year Winner Margin Race Type Predicted Winner
1972 Edmund Muskie +13 Contested No
1976 Jimmy Carter +15 Contested Yes
1980 Jimmy Carter +29 Uncontested Yes
1984 Walter Mondale +32 Contested Yes
1988 Dick Gebhardt +4 Contested No
1992 Tom Harkin +72 Contested No
1996 Bill Clinton +97 Uncontested Yes
2000 Al Gore +26 Contested Yes
2004 John Kerry +6 Contested Yes
2008 Barack Obama +8 Contested Yes
2012 Barack Obama +96 Uncontested Yes

At first glance, it looks like Iowa does pretty well. Of the 11 Iowa Caucuses held since 1972, 8 have accurately predicted the winner of the Democratic Nomination. That's a 72% success rate, significantly better than chance. 

But I still argue that Iowa is not a good predictor of nomination winners. Why? Because not all Caucuses are the same. Let's start with the 1980 Iowa Caucus. Jimmy Carter wins the nomination by a large margin. But he's the sitting President in 1980 seeking re-election. Not since the Iowa caucus started has a sitting President or Vice President lost his party's nomination. The same is true for Clinton in 1996. He was the sitting President. These contests weren't really the same as the contests we're seeing this year in 2016. Thus, I argue that they should not count toward Iowa's record, since those races are not contested within the Party. This leaves 1972, 1976, 1984, 1988, 1992, 2000, 2004, and 2008 as the only Contested races and the only true tests of Iowa's predictive power.

That is 8 total contests and 5 where Iowa predicted the winner. That is 5/8, or a 63% success rate, almost within the margin of error of chance with such a low sample size. Essentially, you could get the same results by flipping a coin 8 times, easily. But what about the Republican matches?

Year Winner Margin Race Type Predicted Winner
1976 Gerald Ford +2 Contested Yes
1980 George H.W. Bush +2 Contested No
1984 Ronald Reagan +100 (unopposed) Uncontested Yes
1988 Bob Dole +12 Contested No
1992 George H.W. Bush +100 (unopposed) Uncontested Yes
1996 Bob Dole +3 Contested Yes
2000 George W. Bush +10 Contested Yes
2004 George W. Bush +100 (unopposed) Uncontested Yes
2008 Mike Huckabee +9 Contested No
2012 Rick Santorum < 1 Contested No

Vice Presidents have a slightly more difficult time gaining the nomination than President's do. They are almost always successful, but not always. Determining if a race is uncontested or contested in that situation is a bit more nuanced. The 1976 GOP Nomination saw Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon's Vice President and sitting President win by only 2 percentage points in Iowa. Ford did win his party's nomination, but barely eeked a win against Reagan. The results of that nomination process were close enough for me to judge it as Contested, even though a sitting President was seeking his own party's nomination. Additionally, in 1988, George H. W. Bush was the sitting Vice President, but initially struggled in the early part of the nomination process. Though he ended up obtaining the nomination easily, the early part of the contest was close enough to consider it Contested as well, especially since we're discussing the Iowa Caucus in particular.

There were three uncontested GOP nominations in Iowa's record: 1984, 1992, and 2004, all with popular sitting Presidents running unopposed. Therefore, these contests are not applicable to 2016. Out of 7 Contested Primaries since 1976, the Iowa Caucus has predicted the eventual GOP nominee accurately 3 times, a 43% success rate.

From the data, it appears that Iowa's claims of predictive power over the nomination process are overblown, at best. Dismal at worst.

Monday, December 8, 2014


Saturday I violated Leviticus 19:28...

So I got a tattoo...

I've been out of the JWs for seven years and I've wanted one for a while now, but I've been bound and determined not to get one until I absolutely know for sure what I wanted. Tattoos to me are a commemorative thing. Plus, I've always had this hope that I would somehow get mummified and scientists a thousand years from now will dig my body up and use my tattoos to figure out things about me. It probably won't happen as I don't live near any peat bogs nor am prone to falling into them, but a guy can dream, can't he?

This past weekend it finally hit me...I wanted a tree. Why a tree?

Being a Jehovah's Witness was a very isolating experience for me. Everybody outside our tiny group of faithful was "off-limits." No friendships, no relationships, no meaningful connection was allowed with "worldly" people. Now, having a non-JW friend wasn't something you'd get excommunicated for, but it was definitely a black mark on your reputation in the congregation.

I had very few real friends as a kid. At school, I had people I sat with during lunch. Every year, the cast rotated. Summer would come, we'd lose touch because I no longer had the excuse of being in a mandated educational institution to justify playing kickball with them, and we'd just drift apart. There were kids my age in the congregation, but almost all of them wanted to hunt and fish and play outside all the time, which was not appealing to me at all. So, yeah, loneliness and disconnection were the norm for me.

I remember the day I had decided/realized that I was not going to continue in the path set before me by my parents and peers at that time, and I felt--along with an overwhelming sense of relief that the world was not about to be destroyed by God's fiery meteors--connected to everyone else in the world for the first time. I was no longer barred from their lives. I no longer had to keep them at arms' length and make excuses to why I couldn't come over for their annual barbecue. For the first time in my life, standing in my one bedroom apartment at 26 years old, I felt like I belonged. I felt like I belonged to the rest of the world, along with everyone else. I was finally a branch on the great tree of humanity.

The tree was perfect. It symbolizes that major milestone of my life. So, I began to look at pictures of trees. I had a few picked out, and after some feedback from the artist, I chose the Tree of Gondor from Lord of the Rings. The large branches with decent separation ensured minimal blurring, and I am a fan of fantasy/sci-fi so it was perfect. The above picture is about 2 hours after completion.

Friday, December 5, 2014

The Tinder Women of West Michigan

So as a technically-married-but-separated man, I've discovered that it is generally acceptable to start dating as if you were single. This isn't universal everywhere you go, but where I live, people seem to be okay with it as long as you aren't shouting it through the rooftops.

So, gay men have this app called Grindr. Grindr is an app for having anonymous sex with other gay men around you, or, as the worldlies like to call it: "hooking up." How it works is that you make a profile with pictures of you and maybe some information. Then, other men who have the app can look at you and, if they find you attractive, send you a message. Some brief flirting may ensue and if both parties play their cards right, BOOM, hot gay sex ensues.

Not content to be denied something the gay community has, straight people now have a Grindr-like app called Tinder. The premise of Tinder is pretty much the same. You post a profile and look at the profiles of people around you. If you like them, you swipe right on your phone, and if not, you swipe left. If two people swipe right on each others' profiles, they are both notified and can now begin messaging each other. The rest is up to you.

The thing is, as straight people are generally not as sexually liberated as gay people (when everything you want to do sexually has been considered a kink for a large portion of history, you tend to be pretty open-minded), a lot of people (women, in my experience, since I don't see men's profiles) don't seem to understand what Tinder is, what it's for, etc. The big thing I've noticed is that women's profiles seem to funnel into relatively few categories and subcategories. Either the woman will know what Tinder is for or not, and from there, we see the subcategories form quite quickly.

I live in a highly religiously-conservative area, and I quite often find that women (again, I'm not saying this isn't also true for men, but I don't really know since I don't see mens' profiles) don't understand what Tinder is, what it's for, and honestly some of what I see is baffling.

The Jesus Freak

This woman has the love of Jesus Christ in her heart and if you don't, you better swipe left. I swipe right anyway.

The Single Mom

This one is a mother and proud of it. Which is fine. Except the problem is every picture is of her kids riding a bicycle, or playing soccer, or doing what kids are want to do. Lady, I don't want to fuck your kids. I may want to fuck you, but I can't tell because you're hiding behind your spawn. What are you even doing on here, man?

The Insecure Suburban Wife

You'd be surprised how many profiles have the phrase "My husband and kids are my life!" on it and every picture features blouses and polo shirts in front of the best backdrops Olan Mills has to offer. Yet you're on an app that helps people have anonymous sex. I get that some people may be getting some on the side, but if that's the case, why trumpet that fact through a metaphorical bullhorn?

The Waldo

Every picture is of a group of people, and you'll spend a good 10 minutes comparing pictures to determine that she is, indeed, the ugly one.

The Elephant Man

This profile doesn't actually have a picture of her on it, but instead memes, pictures of "inspirational sayings", and motivational posters. The profile clearly screams "DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!"

The Social Media Whore

She's just here to get followers for her Instragram/Twitter account.

The Husband Quester

She thinks Tinder is just another OKCupid or PlentyofFish. She WILL find a husband!

The Deja Vu

In every picture, she's making the exact same face. The Exact. Same. Face.

The Mystery/Knows What's Up

Her profile is the most promising. It sometimes features only pictures. No bio or anything. She, most likely, knows what's up. This is a hookup site. You don't need to know each others' hopes and dreams here. Some fill out a profile because, hey, most women aren't just DTF (Down to Fuck) with anyone. The gears have to be greased with conversation and flirting first (yeah, guys, you're going to have to put forth some effort). So, she'll have a brief profile filled out, but it will otherwise she knows why she's here, she knows why you're there, and it's cool. 

Introductory Post


A little summary about me and why I'm doing this:

I was raised a Jehovah's Witness. I faded in 2007, but was never disfellowshipped, disassociated, or anything. In 2009, I got married. I am now separated and in the process of a divorce. I also used to have a blog of the same name that got deleted. I've decided to start it up again because life has kind of started to kick the shit out of me again a bit and I've been learning a hell of a lot more than I ever thought I would as an ex-Witness. I feel like this has granted me some wisdom already and will likely continue to do so.

My focus is going to be more about adjusting to a post-JW life and not so much about JW doctrines, practices, etc. There are a lot of situations, I'm finding out, that being raised as a JW kind of retards you on. This lack of experience and "street smarts" can get us into trouble, so maybe by talking about it I may be able to avoid some of the pitfalls or at the very least help others avoid the ones I already have.

So again, welcome. I promise I'll work on updating the theme at some point, but for now I'm just going to be content-focused. Bye for now!